I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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