I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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