does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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