I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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