awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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