Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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