i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
The air was thick with penises
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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