it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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