I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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