Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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