"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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