oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Who died my cat blue again?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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