We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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