I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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