Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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