Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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