There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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