Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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