Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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