doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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