Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize