Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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