I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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