I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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