Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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