my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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