Christians are straight up FREAKS
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
