you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
