He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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