508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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