Dual....:-)
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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