Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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