maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We have so much sex to catch up on
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
