Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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