Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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