yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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