Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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