I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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