so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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