i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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