This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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