i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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