So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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