I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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