Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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