i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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