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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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