Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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