You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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