That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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