Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
