Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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