eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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