'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
