ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I have already put on my inside pants.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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