If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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